We'll Miss You, Maya!

The New Summer Standards

The Feminist Flim-Flam Finagle

Q- Why do feminists always sound so ridiculously b*tchy?;

A- It's the only way ugly chicks can get laid!

British Politics ROCKS!

All Progressives should move to England where politics is almost as FUN as football!

Progressive Women, aka - The Gaydar Impaired

Chanel/ Gay Marriage/ Death/ Taxes... Inevitable!

How to Pick Up Libby Chicks

97% of Climate Scientists Achieve Consensus Through Fraud

SKY-ence Scatterday

"Our house is foreclosed on in days,
And we can't find employment that pays;
Pray what can you do
To carry us through
Our long economic malaise?"

"Central bankers are touched by your trouble,
So our efforts we'll boldly redouble
To keep money soft
And hold you aloft
On a frothier stock-market bubble." - Dr. Goose

Support the Obama Kickstarter Campaign!

How a Progressive Celebrates Mother's Day

What it Means to Be a Progressive Feminist....

Congressional Democrats Put Fingers in Ears and Scream "Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah"

Congressional Democrats Wishing Benghazi never happened....