Saturday, May 24, 2014

The Feminist Flim-Flam Finagle

Q- Why do feminists always sound so ridiculously b*tchy?;

A- It's the only way ugly chicks can get laid!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

SKY-ence Scatterday

"Our house is foreclosed on in days,
And we can't find employment that pays;
Pray what can you do
To carry us through
Our long economic malaise?"

"Central bankers are touched by your trouble,
So our efforts we'll boldly redouble
To keep money soft
And hold you aloft
On a frothier stock-market bubble."
- Dr. Goose