Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Old State Department Concierge Service Promo

Due to a change in Admnistration, the State Department Concierge Services will now be administered by The Heinz Endowments

Friday, July 8, 2016

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Friday, April 22, 2016

Prince's "Donald Trump" Song

Honey baby, you truly know it. You truly know it.
You look good. Tryin' your best to show it.
If I were you, I would. True love and affection.
These are nice, so nice but when a money man walks in the room, girl, you look more than twice.
You look once, you look twice. Can I rap to you sugar tonight?

Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
A 1990's love affair, the real romance.

Honey baby, you are the finest. I have seen.
And your disposition's so kind you're never mean.
Girl, you're to good to be true. But last night when you were asleep, you slipped big time.
I heard you. You said your favorite color was green.
So guess what?

(repeat chorus)

Now look here baby. I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof.
But a super strong woman. She needs a super strong dude.

Sweet words of love are helpful.
But what goes a lot farther than that?
A hundred dollar dinner at Adriano's?
A brand new coat or a brand new hat?
Yes, I can do this!

... Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
Come on, come on take a chance.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
I can fill your every dream, baby.
.... Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
You and me, baby... and me!
.... A 1990's love affair.
So many things.
... The real romance.
So many things.

.... Diamonds and pearls.
I wanna buy you things.
.... (Oooooh, I can hear you talkin' to me baby)
.... Maybe that's what you need.
'cause I want all the other girls to bug.
.... A man that fulfills your every wish.
My name is Morris, baby.
.... Your every dream.
And I dig you. And when I dig somebody.
.... Donald Trump (black version).
They stay dug.
.... Come on take a chance.
They stay dug baby.
.... A 1990's love affair, the real romance.

I..., I..., I..., I got what you need baby.
Come on baby, come on take a chance.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Bernie's Wet Dream...

Deluded Reasoning

Beware! The Rescuer.
As you ride swiftly
on your white horse,
with your kind & trusting nature

Finding yourself in a dark deep hole,
dug especially for you.
Fed worms by the supposed victim,
expecting you to be grateful.

How did I get here?
You ask yourself.
Recognising you have been here before,
realising, You are the victim

Naive, Naive, Naive!

In your role as the rescuer,
you don't recognise the signs,
the subtle means they use
to control you.

So easily manipulated.
You are in a battle,
teetering on a tightrope
heavy with undeserved guilt

Whilst the "victim", plays you so easily,
justifying their behaviour.
Angry, jealous, threatening
selfish & devious, blaming you.

Trying so hard to get a hold on you,
pushing you into a corner.
Self absorbed
with their deluded reasoning.

Next time you are tempted to play the rescuer,
remember that by your very nature,
kind, trusting & naive,
You are perfect victim material.
Carole Oneill, "The Rescuer becomes the Victim"